In our three months of marriage, John and I have had several misunderstandings and mis-hearings that have resulted in hilarity.
This conversation took place last night.
John: Brrrr! It's cold in the bathroom.
Christina: Yah, that's because there's no heat in there.
John: Do you think we should buy a small heater for the bathroom?
Christina: There's not much room in there...
John: Never mind, having a heater in the bathroom will make you go soft.
Christina: Soft? You're worried that a bathroom heater will make your wife go soft? We live in Manhattan! I'm already soft!
John: (Laughter) No. I was talking about me! I was worried that I might go soft...
Christina: Oh. (Laughter)
Yes, we're roughing it in NYC without bathroom heat. That's how we roll.
This misunderstanding ranks up there with the conversation where I thought we were talking about John's vitamins, but John thought we were talking about his pajamas. It took us ten minutes to figure out we were talking about different things.
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First of all, it is hilarious that John has pajamas, and second of all, I would have loved to hear a conversation about vitamins that John thought was about said pajamas!
ReplyDeleteThe heater conversation was equally hilarious. Welcome to married life!